“They say revenge is a dish best served cold. This isn’t correct. Revenge is a dish best served lukewarm or at room temperature (depending on the room) with a side of sauerkraut lightly sprinkled with pepper, a generous helping of golden brown roasted potatoes, and a large loaf of marble rye, washed down with any kind of unfiltered wheat beer.But whatever you do—and remember this, as it can be a matter of life or death—don’t put any sort of fruit in the beer. Fruit doesn’t belong in beer.”
Brian South“Sometimes the thing one wants most is the very thing that will get him killed with an axe.”
Brian South, The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story“The toughest part about riding a horse is overcoming the urge to eat it.”
Brian South, The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story“Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten.”
Brian South, The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story“This is why it is important never to pick or smell flowers, and to always wear headgear when admiring them.”
Brian South, The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story“Brunch is such an odd thing. It was created by fat, lazy people who were too lazy to wake up at a reasonable hour and too fat to wait until the next proper time for dining.”
Brian South, The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story“They say revenge is a dish best served cold. This isn’t correct. Revenge is a dish best served lukewarm or at room temperature (depending on the room) with a side of sauerkraut lightly sprinkled with pepper, a generous helping of golden brown roasted potatoes, and a large loaf of marble rye, washed down with any kind of unfiltered wheat beer.But whatever you do—and remember this, as it can be a matter of life or death—don’t put any sort of fruit in the beer. Fruit doesn’t belong in beer.”
Brian South, The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story“The less one knows about meat, the more one is able to enjoy it. Meat tastes wonderful, of course, but as with the lad hawking hard-to-find wares at unbelievable prices, it’s best not to ask too many questions.”
Brian South, The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story“When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns.”
Brian South, The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story