“They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.”

“They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.”

“Wilt Chamberlain lied when he said he had 20,000 women.”

“And I remember leaving my place in L.A. and - my father is a big fight fan - and I said, 'Dad, I got a couple of days off and I'm getting ready to go to Houston to sign to fight Muhammad Ali.”

“Nobody roots for Goliath.”

“With all of you men out there who think that having a thousand different ladies is pretty cool, I have learned in my life I've found out that having one woman a thousand different times is much more satisfying.”

“Nobody roots for Goliath.”

“If I were given a change of life I'd like to see how it would be to live as a mere six-footer.”

“They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.”