“They say you should treat your body like a temple. I treat mine like a fast-moving dumpster.”
“They say you should treat your body like a temple. I treat mine like a fast-moving dumpster.”
Matthew Inman
“I want to hurt, so I can heal.I'm not unhappy.I'm just busy.I'm interested.And that's okay.”
Matthew Inman, How to Be Perfectly Unhappy“Running a race assigns a point to a sport that often feels very pointless. It's an exuberant payoff to months of tedium. It's a way of crafting an end boss for a particularly cumbersome video game. It's a fun, monstrous reason to keep putting one foot in front of the other. So, do yourself a favor: go build a monster.”
Matthew Inman, The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances“They say you should treat your body like a temple. I treat mine like a fast-moving dumpster.”
Matthew Inman, The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances“Anything that smiles often needs to be reminded that the world is a cruel, dark place.”
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