“This grandiose tragedy that we call modern art.”

“Every morning when I wake up, I experience an exquisite joy —the joy of being Salvador Dalí— and I ask myself in rapture: What wonderful things is this Salvador Dalí going to accomplish today?”

“Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure - that of being Salvador Dali.”

“This grandiose tragedy that we call modern art.”

“yes, i have dated Salvador Dali guy when i was a high school girl. he was a great lover. but i had to dump him because he stole my inspiration of bent clock*~* .... who cares...”

“My mother's death supervened, and this was the greatest blow I had experienced in my life. I worshipped her... I could not resign myself to the loss of a being on whom I counted to make invisible the unavoidable blemishes of my soul.”

“An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and has no hair under her arms.”

“I am gone tomorrow. And there and gone again by the time you read this.”

“Like Salvador Dali’s paintings of watches melting in the sand, time wanders at its own curious pace whenever you’re on vacation in a foreign country.”

“Liking money like I like it, is nothing less than mysticism. Money is a glory.”

“We are all hungry and thirsty for concrete images. Abstract art will have been good for one thing: to restore its exact virginity to figurative art.”