Camping Quotes

“Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.”

“Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.”

“What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.”

“Without the intense touch of nature, you can never fully freshen yourself! Go for a camping and there both your weary mind and your exhausted body will rise like a morning sun!”

“Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. ”

“Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.”

“A perfect day would be to get into the car, drive out to Yosemite and go camping.”

“Jews don't camp...The last time the Jews went camping, they spent forty years wandering in the desert.”

“I'm tired of being set upon by crazed Christians one minute and unbridled libertines the next. Girls, I'm going camping.”

“In a well-ordered universe...camping would take place indoors.”

“One can find a squalid America as easily as a scenic America; a bitter, hopeless America as easily as the confident America of polyethylene wrapping, new cars, and camping trips in the summer.”