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Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.

Yvonne Prinz
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What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.

Bill Bryson, A Walk in the Woods
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Without the intense touch of nature, you can never fully freshen yourself! Go for a camping and there both your weary mind and your exhausted body will rise like a morning sun!

Mehmet Murat ildan
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Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Dave Barry
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Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Dave Barry
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A perfect day would be to get into the car, drive out to Yosemite and go camping.

Michael Steger
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Jews don't camp...The last time the Jews went camping, they spent forty years wandering in the desert.

Daniel Silva, The English Girl
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I'm tired of being set upon by crazed Christians one minute and unbridled libertines the next. Girls, I'm going camping.

Bailey White, Mama Makes Up Her Mind: And Other Dangers of Southern Living
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In a well-ordered universe...camping would take place indoors.

Morgan Matson, Since You've Been Gone
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One can find a squalid America as easily as a scenic America; a bitter, hopeless America as easily as the confident America of polyethylene wrapping, new cars, and camping trips in the summer.

Robert Kennedy
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