Cheeseburger Quotes

“I can't be on the cheeseburger diet all the time.”

“I can't be on the cheeseburger diet all the time.”

“Live in the present. Don't think about things that aren't happening. Definitely don't think about eating cheeseburgers when you're not eating cheeseburgers. First of all, it's not happening. Second of all, it'll just make you hungry.”

“He just summoned the dead with coke and cheeseburgers”

“I could have made a fortune in cheeseburgers, but I finally chose politics.”

“Ethically, she couldn't cause the suffering of any living thing. Logically, bacon cheeseburgers were delicious.”

“It was almost enough to make me turn vegetarian, except for the pesky fact that I loved cheeseburgers.”

“You think I'd cheat on you?" I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster."With another guy, no. With a cheeseburger . . . in a heartbeat.”

“Presenting a rational argument to a person who has forsaken the use of reason is like asking a vegetarian to eat a cheeseburger.”

“Keep climbing,' he told himself.'Cheeseburgers,' his stomach replied.'Shut up,' he thought.'With fries,' his stomach complained.”

“I went on a Hot Pocket diet where I ate two Hot Pockets every four hours. I only had the pepperoni pizza flavour. I didn't go anywhere near the cheeseburger macaroni.”