Closures Quotes

“Everything is perfect. Everything is fine. The rules of life are made up. The rules only exist in your mind.Of course there may be courtesies And closures and laws to abide,But the zeal with which you play Relies on where YOU draw the line”

“Everything is perfect. Everything is fine. The rules of life are made up. The rules only exist in your mind.Of course there may be courtesies And closures and laws to abide,But the zeal with which you play Relies on where YOU draw the line”

“I thank you for not snoring.”

“Remember if God had wanted this to be perfect he never would have had me up here.”

“Ladies and gentlemen you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . .”

“There are no perfect people - except of course my wife's first husband.”

“The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again.”

“It is almost impossible to find those who admire us entirely lacking in taste.”

“The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.”

“I forgot they were talking about me. They sound so wonderfully convincing.”

“I really don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.”