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I love you the way a knife loves a heart, the way a bomb loves a crowd, the way your mother warned you about, essentially.

E. Horne and J. Comeau
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We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for a hurricane or a burning building. I'd rather die terrified than live forever.

Joey Comeau
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Having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions.

Joey Comeau
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I think it would be cool if we wore suits while we committed these violent acts of retribution. Not fancy suits. No. Cheap suits that we won't mind ruining. Then if we're caught by the police, well, think how amazing we'll look! All bloody and torn and grizzled.Plus, suits look official. They would add an air of credibility to our campaign of blood drenched disproportionate responses.

Joey Comeau, We all got it coming
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Wait," I say. "Aren't soulmates supposed to be perfect? What if you find yours and shes not a virgin, not even a girl? What if he's a fixer upper? What if he has an STD?

Joey Comeau, It's Too Late to Say I'm Sorry
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Kissing girls is easy, like breaking windows.

Joey Comeau, One Bloody Thing After Another
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She needs you, Dad," Julia says. "She has unfinished business in this world.""What is the matter with you?" Charlie asks his daughter. "Any sane person would have told me to go to the doctor. I'm seeing a headless apparition every day. Maybe my medications are conflicting. You should see the list of side effects on this stuff.

Joey Comeau, One Bloody Thing After Another
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It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.

Joey Comeau, A Softer World: Truth and Beauty Bombs
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