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A comedian is a fellow who finds other comedians too humorous to mention.

Jack Herbert
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No small part of the club's audience consisted of would-be comics, as well as the leading comics of the day. In fact, there were so many gagsters around that it was difficult to know who was part of the act and who was just sitting in.

Kliph Nesteroff, The Comedians: Drunks, Thieves, Scoundrels, and the History of American Comedy
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I know a lot of sad people who aren't comedians.

Gene Wilder
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We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Comedians are people who embarrass themselves in style.

A.D. Posey
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.

Ron White
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

Al Franken
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HECKLER: Say something funny!COMEDIAN: I don't do requests.

J. Ross Clara, Citations: A Brief Anthology
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98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Comedians can turn laughter into tears and back again.

Anthony T. Hincks
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