Elmer Quotes

“God, I felt as if I had just been flattened by ‘Elmer’ the elephant.”

“This will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.”

“One of the things that happens in the business is that success is a very strange thing in that if you are involved in something very successful the next person wants you to repeat it.”

“I just write whenever I can.”

“He must really be a big success - even his mother-in-law admits it.”

“The first and great commandment is don't let them scare you.”

“You can easily tell he's a newlywed because he's still smiling at his mother-in-law.”

“The only way she could get a standing ovation would be if she sang "The Star-Spangled Banner."”

“She is such a health food nut she thinks a grape is wine in pill form.”

“Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.”