“The only way she could get a standing ovation would be if she sang "The Star-Spangled Banner."”
“The only way she could get a standing ovation would be if she sang "The Star-Spangled Banner."”
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“He must really be a big success - even his mother-in-law admits it.”
Elmer Pasta“You can easily tell he's a newlywed because he's still smiling at his mother-in-law.”
Elmer Pasta“The only way she could get a standing ovation would be if she sang "The Star-Spangled Banner."”
Elmer Pasta“She is such a health food nut she thinks a grape is wine in pill form.”
Elmer Pasta“Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.”
Elmer Pasta“For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.”
Elmer Pasta“She claims she just turned thirty but it must have been a U-turn!”
Elmer Pasta“He is at an age that whenever a pretty girl smiles at him he immediately looks down to see what is unzipped.”
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