Executive assistant Quotes

“The denial of assistance is sometimes the greatest assistance. The trick is recognizing when this is the case.”

“Host: For those of you just tuning in, our guests tonight are the amazing Murder Magician, and his lovely minion, The Assistant...Assistant: Charmed, I'm sureHost: Who recently killed The Rumor. And you were awarded the Oppenheimer prize for villainy at last week's annual summit for dastardly deeds-- what are you going to do with all that money?Murder Magician: Well, I'm so glad you asked that-- because I spent all the money on this giant MURDERBOT, and I've been dying to show it off!Assistant: It's true... every penny.Host: Wow! That's impressive! So what does it do?Murder Magician: Well, Mr. Clark... it murders people.Laughter.Murder Magician: I'm serious.Assistant: He is.”

“Without the assistance of the Divine Being ... I cannot succeed. With that assistance I cannot fail.”

“ Be diplomatic and let them know how it would be a pleasure to assist them in any way you can”

“Luck can be assisted. It is not all chance with the wise.”

“0 God assist our side: at least avoid assisting the enemy and leave the rest to me.”

“To diminish the cases in which the assistance of others is felt absolutely necessary is the only genuine road to independence.”

“The distinction between "assistant" and intern" is a simple one: assistants are paid, interns are not.But of course interns are paid, in experience.”

“Your assignment from God is not to change your husband, but to love, follow, assist, and minister to him.”

“Assist your Muslim brother, whether he be an oppressor or oppressed. "Bu how shall we doit when he is an oppressor?" enquired a companion. Muhammad replied, "Assisting an oppressor by forbidding and witholding him from oppression.”