Gag Quotes

“I suggest you leave now, or you’ll be tied down and gagged until the end of this meeting.”“Tie us down?”“And gag you,” Joseph cheerfully reminded them.”

“Sometimes, you start with the drawing and then the gag comes to you in the middle of it. That is when you start working on the solution of the gag, which is composition, placing, equilibrium, and character design.”

“What gave it away? When she loaded me bound and gagged into the back of her truck? Or when she actually said. "I'm ready to kill you and throw your body inn the swamp?"Hey for a while there, it looked like you were going to talk your way out of it. I didn't want to interfere.”

“Don't look shy if you wear rag and people gag, many are in the grave wearing skeleton, and you should even be happier for wearing a skin without clothes.”

“Gags die, humor doesn't.”

“In the end, everything is a gag.”

“When compelled to cook I produce a meal that would make a sword swallower gag.”

“Sorry, but when anyone self-applies the label of "patriot" I gag a little.”

“Typically, I prefer to gag my own men. I'd never considered having them delivered to me that way.”