Juice Quotes

“When I'm off the road, and I can really control my diet down to the calorie, I juice seven days a week. Every afternoon, whatever I have at hand, beets, carrots, ginger, whatever. I juice, literally, every single day. And on the road, I try to find fresh juice wherever I can.”

“But had I accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now.”

“There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.”

“I love the smell of juice boxes in the morning.”

“I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.”

“Milk is the only juice in a world of cows.”

“Juice is a poor man’s dessert.”

“I need to move. I don’t fit in here. I almost tried a juice cleanse once, but quickly remembered that I could starve, and was starving, myself for free.”

“I juice a lot; I get as much protein as I can, because being a vegan, there isn't much protein. But that's pretty much it. I just drink lots of water, too. I'll have a protein shake as well every morning.”