Literary assholes Quotes

“It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk this Earth, safe, enlightened and free from the perils of cruelty, ignorance, and all the other dark and sinister forces, which make assholes possible.”

“Bitten? You mean you're a-""A werewolf," said the girl. "Like everyone else here. Except you, and the asshole. And the asshole's sister.”

“I know that asshole you were with in college --”“Can we leave that asshole out of it?”Please, gentlemen, one asshole at a time.”

“Are you a Buddhist?""No, I'm an asshole. But I keep trying.”

“You're an asshole, you know that, Haller?"I nodded and headed back to the door."When I need to be.”

“What's the truth? The truth is what happened to you and him or her, over the years, and what didn't happen. The truth is what you said and didn't say, how much you tried, how you changed, and whether you were lucky. I believe in luck. I think luck plays a huge part in success. Or failure. In the end, who cares about the truth? You still end up divorced. Finally, the biggest asshole wins. Sort of. At least the biggest asshole takes home the must stuff. If you consider this winning then have at it. You're an asshole.”

“So are there any asshole guys here I can start dating?' she says. 'That's, like, my pattern.”

“Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.”

“Let’s be assholes and enjoy the life.”

“World is so beautiful, but alas! There are so many assholes.”