Marital Quotes

“You were my marital bliss,” he said to me this morning. “You can be again!” You know what I answered? “A marital blister, that’s what we’ll have if I stay.”

“I am scared, numbed from the marital wars - that deadly, deadening combat which is the opposite, the antithesis of the sharp painful struggles of lovers. Lovers fight with knives and whips, husbands and wives poisoned marshmallows, sleeping pills, and wet blankets.”

“If a person who grew up in an unhappy family cannot reprogram the sub consciousness he will not be able to create a strong marital union in the future”

“New dreams are like new wines; they grow sweeter over time. With patience, you will be able to climb your spiritual, financial, academic, marital and social ladders in Jesus' name!”

“Had any parent ever succeeded in hiding marital unhappiness from their child?”

“My growth as a human being has been directly proportional to my growth as a marital artist.”

“My exercise regime is a mix of gymming, marital arts, sports, etc.”

“In-laws were often used as plot devices to drive a happy couple apart, to destroy marital love and trust.”

“I hate to be a failure. I hate and regret the failure of my marriages. I would gladly give all my millions for just one lasting marital success.”

“It was a good thing that when it came to married men, she was a girl with a firm moral compass, or else she would have been tempted to make him break his marital promises.”