Monday Quotes

“I am not the Juliet to his Romeo. I am not the lodestar around which he orbits. I am not the trade wind by which he sets the course of his sails. I am not essential or exceptional.I was his Monday girl. Shitty, really, since he was my whole damn week.”

“When my phone chimes with a text message on Monday morning, I'm still in that dreamy state between sleep and awake where you can pretty much convince yourself of anything. Like that a teen Mick Jagger is waiting in your driveway to take you to school. Or that your favorite book series ended with an actual satisfying conclusion, instead of what the author tried to pass off as a satisfying conclusion.”

“There are no miracles on Mondays.”

“Good Morning Beautiful souls.Guide us for a new week rolls in and today's full of possibilities for OK MONDAY mood”

“Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier & healthier life.”

“The best time to do anything, get drunk, surf, run, take a walk, gamble, make love, get high, watch a movie, read a book, is on a Monday, when everyone else is at work, as their depression will heighten your celebration, of not being them.”

“Mindful Monday Humans, May your coffee kick in before reality does.”

“Don't let the Monday morning quarterbacks stop you from being bold. You've got to set a high bar.”

“Monday is the day of silence, day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon.”

“When I get home I take some sleeping pills and within what seemed like half an hour of unconsciousness it was Monday morning again.”