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The computer is a moron.

Peter Drucker
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In Italy there are about 60 million people and we know howhigh is the percentage of morons on national soil. However, inChina there are about 1.4 billion people and in India almost 1.3billion. Therefore I wonder then, if more or less all the world isa small village, with how many morons should we have to cometo terms on the territory of this stupid planet. It's the same theworld over, or the world is the same wherever you go!

Carl William Brown, L'Italia in breve.
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I'll make a book on learning how to be a complete moron someday, and I'm sure no one will buy it, because everyone will have mastered that already by the time I gather enough moronism to process it into digestible upgrade instructions for your average village cyborg-idiot.

Will Advise, Nothing is here...
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The consumer isn't a moron she is your wife.

David Ogilvy
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I think anyone who is famous is a moron if they're on Twitter. It's just stupid.

George Clooney
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Geniuses don't become geniuses until they find the right moron to compare themselves to.

James McGregor
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My father's a large man, very strong, but he says fighting is for people who can't win with their brains. He also says there are times when you've got no choice but to defend yourself from common morons.

Carl Hiaasen
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Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.

Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl
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Heaven is no permanent abode of morons even though they may gain entry by sheer virtuosity of their deeds."Ashoka Prasad(Hegelian Lecture)

Ashoka Jahnavi Prasad
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On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H. L. Mencken
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