One hot mess Quotes

“They say love makes the world go around… I been dizzy for a long time.”

“Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a hell of a lot more effective in court. So your set, McMullen”

“When in doubt, shoot 1st and ask questions later, but avoid the head, "because they'rea lot more likely to answer if they're not dead.”

“If it looks like a cat, walks like a cat, and has whiskers like a cat, it's probably a damn cat. But if it eats your groceries, messes up your kitchen, and makes you want to rip out your hair by the roots, you either married it or gave birth to it”

“You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you.”

“You're just so lucky blood's so hard to get out of the carpet.”

“He's just a flash in the pants.”

“Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after.”

“Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so.”