Pub Quotes

“I've never been thrown out of a pub, but I've fallen into quite a few”

“I've never been thrown out of a pub, but I've fallen into quite a few”

“I like being able to go to a local pub and have great food and particularly love pubs that welcome my dogs.”

“Stale beer sticks to wobbling tables. The cigarette machine flashes in the corner, mocking smokers who never have any change on them. There’s no natural light in this pub, so it’s dark and gloomy. The pain on the face of the staff tells its own story: overworked, underpaid, exploited and treated as expendable. I feel at home with them. They’re so scared they will be fired from their terrible jobs, every time I order a beer they ask me if I want any peanuts or crisps, in case between drinks I’ve turned into the dreaded mystery shopper. The air is chewy and weighs heavy on the skin. The fruit machines in the corners don’t make a sound, aware this is the last stop saloon for the drunk few who can’t afford to gamble properly. Everyone here is down to their last pint and pound.”

“The Albion was a spacious pub, built in the days when a public house with any pretensions to gentility had to have fourteen foot ceilings, brass taps and a polished wooden bar you skate down. ... Bert, in his reflective moments, considered that if heaven didn't have a well-appointed pub where a man could sit down over a beer for a yarn with the other angels, then he didn't want to go there.”

“I had a dream about you. You were a stranger playing a gig in this pub where I was waitressing. I felt like I knew you or needed to, so I asked you to have a few drinks with me. Then my alarm went off. I sat up in bed to see you still sleeping. I’m glad I decided to wear a kilt that summer while I was in school.”

“I'd like to think...that people in pubs would talk about my poems”

“Taking notes at a pub in Salisbury, I was mistaken for a health inspector!”

“Paris is a woman but London is an independent man puffing his pipe in a pub.”

“I love eating at my dad's pub, the Queens Arms in Kilburn. It does a traditional Albanian spinach pie.”

“Ah, that’s just sean nós singing and dancing. Something to do around the pub of an evening.”