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“The idea of some kind of objectively constant, universal literary value is seductive. It feels real. It feels like a stone cold fact that In Search of Lost Time, by Marcel Proust, is better than A Shore Thing, by Snooki. And it may be; Snooki definitely has more one-star reviews on Amazon. But if literary value is real, no one seems to be able to locate it or define it very well. We’re increasingly adrift in a grey void of aesthetic relativism.”
Lev Grossman“I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!”
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi“I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain.”
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi“I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.”
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi“When people get into their 30s plus "boyfriend" sounds weird...if you really think about it. Instead, I think we should universally start using the term "manfriend" or "snookie bookie cuddles pie".”
Michelle M. Pillow