Soda Quotes

“There are probably more of us. If we’re all zombies, thenthere’s got to be more. I say we go up to the cemetery and find out.”“Can we get soda on the way?”Nothing washes down brains better than a can of Coca Cola and a little shameless product placement. (Hey, the undead do have an image problem.)“Soda and cemeteries! Soda and cemeteries!” they chanted. “And braaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiins!”“Hey Bernie, you’re getting pretty good at that.”“Okay, you try.”“Braaa—” the zombie belched, ”—aiiinsss.”Earl heaved the coroner’s body out of the way. They headed off for the cemetery, each trying furiously to perfect their own, unique and personal call for brains like an undead choir, out of tune.“Braaaaiiiiins!” “Braaiiiiiiiinns!” “Braaaaaaaaaains!” “Bray-uns.”“That was just awful.” ...Away into the night.”

“It is not nice to play for marriage, whether your own or that of someone else, as a soda stopper. The result is the unclean of the human dignity. Respect your marriage to take care of your dignity.”

“If You Fail Don't Fail To Try Again, You Success Maybe in Your Next Trials.”

“Some People are Tired of Being Stupid But they Cant Stop Being Stupid Because They are Already Stupid.”

“That was the best ice cream soda I ever tasted.”

“For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.”

“My mom insisted on multigrain bread and never allowed soda in the house.”

“Let us have wine and woman mirth and laughter. Sermons and soda-water the day after.”

“Let us have Wine and Women Mirth and Laughter Sermons and soda-water the day after.”

“Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, sermons and soda water the day after.”