“For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.”

“For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.”

“A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying "long-time-no-see." If he hadn't broken your heart you couldn't have that glorious feeling of relief!”

“The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage.”