“The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage.”

“The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage.”

“For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.”

“A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying "long-time-no-see." If he hadn't broken your heart you couldn't have that glorious feeling of relief!”

“The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage.”