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“I've never seen Salisbury steak on a restaurant menu. It's only in frozen dinners. Is there something we should know about that? What IS Salisbury steak anyway? And where do they hunt or harvest the salisburies?”
Kelli Jae Baeli“Before the Apocalypse, the closest I'd gotten to death was buying steaks at the supermarket.”
Manel Loureiro, Apocalipsis Z: La ira de los justos“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.”
Julia Child“There is only one right way to eat a steak - with greed in your heart and a smile on your face.”
Soumeet Lanka“I believe books should be like a prime rib steak ~ good and thick.”
E.A. Bucchianeri“I did telemarketing for years, starting at the age of 16, just selling steak knives to old people. Old people go through a weird amount of steak knives. I also sold straight meat over the telephone.”
Adam DeVine“When men cry, real men, we cry Man Tears. Those are tears made up of actual meat. We basically cry pork chops and steaks. Imagine a steak tearing its way out of your eye. It hurts like hell, which causes more tears. It's a vicious cycle”
Larry Gent, To Money and a TV“I'll stop eating steak when you stop killing spiders." Absurdity: comparing cows to spiders. Arachnids are pure evil. They're like a cigarette manufacturer or a terrorist. They're organized religion on eight legs.”
Davey Havok, Pop Kids