Steak Quotes

“I've never seen Salisbury steak on a restaurant menu. It's only in frozen dinners. Is there something we should know about that? What IS Salisbury steak anyway? And where do they hunt or harvest the salisburies?”

“My favorite animal is steak.”

“Screw chocolate. A good steak is where it’s at.”

“Before the Apocalypse, the closest I'd gotten to death was buying steaks at the supermarket.”

“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.”

“There is only one right way to eat a steak - with greed in your heart and a smile on your face.”

“I believe books should be like a prime rib steak ~ good and thick.”

“I did telemarketing for years, starting at the age of 16, just selling steak knives to old people. Old people go through a weird amount of steak knives. I also sold straight meat over the telephone.”

“When men cry, real men, we cry Man Tears. Those are tears made up of actual meat. We basically cry pork chops and steaks. Imagine a steak tearing its way out of your eye. It hurts like hell, which causes more tears. It's a vicious cycle”

“I'll stop eating steak when you stop killing spiders." Absurdity: comparing cows to spiders. Arachnids are pure evil. They're like a cigarette manufacturer or a terrorist. They're organized religion on eight legs.”