Zompoc Quotes

“I promise not to hurt you, unless you try to take my shit. Then I'll twist your head off and hide it in a bush somewhere.”

“I'm a man born to blood and pain, and peace would be a killing blow for me.”

“The nurse snorted, and said. “All men are pigs.” “Not all men.” Jango said. “Some of the men are zombies.”

“When it's my time, and the reaper calls my name, there will be no stink of fear on me, and my only wish will be to die with grace, covered in the blood of my enemies.”

“When she had died, his anchor was gone and the world had burned from his untethered insanity.”

“She watched as the dancing lights of madness swirled and flickered in his eyes like the fires of hell, and she knew that there would never be anything that could quench those fires except death. Vanessa knew that Jango had become his own Grim Reaper.”

“It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.”

“I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.”

“You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people.”

“I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world, you realize that people are nasty, mean creatures. They're worse than zombies. People try to crush your soul and destroy your happiness, but zombies just want to have a little nibble of your brain.”