“I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.”

“If I could make one wish, I wouldn't ask for world peace. I'd wish for a real zombie apocalypse. I'll take Romero zombies any day over this counterfeit harmony bullshit.”

“Everyone should be comfy during the apocalypse.”

“You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people.”

“It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.”

“They all call me "Excuse me," even though my nametag clearly says "Jordan." It's like people don't actually exist while they're working. Workers are just tools who aren't supposed to have feelings or personalities. You don't become human until your shift is over. Until then, we're all just zombies. We're dead to the world: infected people who need to be avoided, unless, of course, someone needs to know where the paintbrushes are located.”

“I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.”

“I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world, you realize that people are nasty, mean creatures. They're worse than zombies. People try to crush your soul and destroy your happiness, but zombies just want to have a little nibble of your brain.”