“Transform yourself from desperate doormat to outspoken doormat-wielding proctologist.”
Marla Buchanan“I can do anything a man can do except get a hard-on--and that's only because I lack the equipment.”
Marla Buchanan“Sometimes i wish that I was a man so I could tell haters to 'blow me.”
Marla Buchanan“Transform yourself from desperate doormat to outspoken doormat-wielding proctologist.”
Marla Buchanan