“[Truman] didn’t want to fight the guy, whatever he was—alien, vampyr or douchebag.”

“Los Angeles is a city made up of refugees from better cities.”

“I love Las Vegas because it's the one city less classy than Los Angeles.”

“The truth is like sunlight: It causes cancer.”

“I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce.”

“I try not to let other people's problems problem me.”

“[Truman] didn’t want to fight the guy, whatever he was—alien, vampyr or douchebag.”

“Later film shoots’ casting calls would advertise that they’re “fun shoots” and a “good way to get exposure”—but working in entertainment is not entertaining, even though it is not what’s traditionally thought of as “work.” You know what’s fun, indie filmmakers? Being paid for your time.”