“Unless you have great parents or some inspirational teacher from a movie that pushes you to follow your dreams, you can't expect a kid to be smart enough to realize they can do what they want with their life before they've been pushed through the school system into having an average life.”

“You know, people ask me. They say 'Dan, three years later do you really want to be drawing cat whiskers on your face?' but they don't understand. The cat whiskers, they come from within.”

“Don't trust people who tell you other people's secrets.”

“My only regrets are the moments when i doubted myself and took the safe route. Life is too short to waste time being unhappy.”

“Embrace the void and have the courage to exist.”

“A million coincidences had to occur in order for you to exist”

“To me, the meaning of a human life is to be happy. It's to achieve happiness right now, it's to make sure you're happy in the future. And if some people on YouTube try to have a message to give people, I guess that mine is: do whatever you have to do to be happy.”

“Holy mother of rectangles.”

“I'm about as intimidating as a butterfly.”

“You are a human with one life and its up to you to make it the best life you can.”

“I'm the living embodiment of 'it could be worse'.”