“Was this what humans were really like? They seemed like drooling idiots to me. I was shocked they walk and breathe at the same time?”

“Instantly I regretted my decision. It was one of those times when you hear yourself saying something, and it seems like a good idea at the time, but once you blurt it out you can hardly believe it's you speaking. What was I thinking?”

“Was this what humans were really like? They seemed like drooling idiots to me. I was shocked they walk and breathe at the same time?”