“Wasn't growing catnip in one's yard the kitty equivalent of giving candy to children?”

“I think as humans we do want to control our relationships, and you can't. It's probably better that you can't. That wouldn't be a real relationship, and we'd never learn and grow.”

“When you have cat stealers over for tea, you clean the house, buy bagels and cream cheese, and try to figure out how to trap your guests in a lie.”

“Wasn't growing catnip in one's yard the kitty equivalent of giving candy to children?”