“We are going to eat ice cream and we are going to eat shit. The trick is to use different spoons.”
Sam Lipsyte“We are going to eat ice cream and we are going to eat shit. The trick is to use different spoons.”
Sam Lipsyte, The Ask“They weren’t like dolls, because dolls had no feelings. Kids had feelings, just not any remotely related to yours.”
Sam Lipsyte, The Ask“She liked reality shows the best, and then the shows that purported to be about reality.”
Sam Lipsyte, The Ask“Yes,” said Cooley. “That is the question, as the Bard might say.” “The Bard?” “What’s so funny?” said Cooley. “Nothing, sir,” I said. “I just didn’t know people still used that term.” “Well, I’m a people, Burke. Am I not?” “Of course.” “If you prick me, do I not bleed, you scat-gobbling, mother-rimming prick?” Occasionally Dean Cooley reverted to a vocabulary more suited to his marine years, but some maintained it was only when he felt threatened, or stretched for time. “Yes, sir,” I said.”
Sam Lipsyte, The Ask“We’d been walking in endless rectangles and now we were near the candy store again. The lights were out, the security gate down. We leaned up against the wall of a bank and I could feel the cool stone on my back, the billions of dollars thrumming through wires beneath and behind me, or on the night waves above. I wasn’t quite sure how they traveled. Or how much they got out anymore.”
Sam Lipsyte, The Ask“They sought each other, missed each other, at cocktail parties, in train terminals, at flower shops, their fin de siecle Nokias gaining symbolic power with each scene.”
Sam Lipsyte, The Ask“You think everyone will stay behind and do everything you did all over again, forever. You picture old geezers in jean jackets doing whip-its behind the plaza.”
Sam Lipsyte, Venus Drive“Why do you think posers pose? Because they want to be invited to the dominion of the real. And they know their very desire for it disqualifies them.”
Sam Lipsyte, The Fun Parts“How much I'd always envied the tight life of voles. The hidey hole was happiness.”
Sam Lipsyte, The Subject Steve