“We didn't feel so good when we took our son to college and saw a sign on the liquor store - Back to School Sale.”

“We didn't feel so good when we took our son to college and saw a sign on the liquor store - Back to School Sale.”

“I'm going to spend it all. . . why leave it to our errors?”

“They make money the old-fashioned way. They inherit it.”

“Somehow there was a lack of communication - She thought he said: "Till debt do us part."”

“He's so old his social security number is two digits.”

“He's so old his social security number is two digits.”

“He's so old his social security number is two digits.”

“He's so old his social security number is two digits.”

“He's so old his social security number is two digits.”

“He's so old his social security number is two digits.”

“He's so old his social security number is two digits.”