“We know the human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.”
Peter de Vries“Life is a zoo in a jungle.”
Peter De Vries“A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.”
Peter De Vries“Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.”
Peter De Vries“The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.”
Peter De Vries“Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.”
Peter De Vries“The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.”
Peter De Vries“The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.”
Peter De Vries“Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.”
Peter de Vries“We know the human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.”
Peter de Vries“Gluttony is an emotional escape a sign something is eating us.”
Peter de Vries