“We know who the homicidal maniacs are. They are the ones cheering and dancing right now.”

“We know who the homicidal maniacs are. They are the ones cheering and dancing right now.”

“Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You're for them or against them. Taxes go up or down; government raises taxes or lowers them. But Democrats will not let the words 'abortion' or 'tax hikes' pass their lips.”

“Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.”

“When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes.”

“We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.”

“There's nothing good about diversity, other than the food, and we don't need 128 million Mexicans for the restaurants.”

“Where there's smoke around a conservative, there are journalists furiously rubbing two sticks together.”

“We know who the homicidal maniacs are. They are the ones cheering and dancing right now.”

“For most Americans, our most precious possession is citizenship in this amazing country.”

“I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am. ”

“We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.”