“We will take a few moments and make fun of religious people, and we do this in love. No, we do, because we love to make fun of religious people.”

“Religious people are not fun... So, Jesus shows up and kids run around Him, want to be with Him. You know why? He's fun... God's a Father who likes His kids to have fun, so when Jesus shows up, the religious people get jealous because Jesus gets invited to parties and the religious people don't.”

“We will take a few moments and make fun of religious people, and we do this in love. No, we do, because we love to make fun of religious people.”

“An animal will conquer others. A Spirit-filled man conquers himself – self-discipline, self-control.”

“The big idea here is not, have you sinned, but are you changing?”

“if you can't take a nap, if you can't take a day off, heaven's going to drive you nuts.”