“This bastard was in a self-help program? For what? Square-jawed, cleft-chin sufferers? Handsome Bastards Anonymous?”
Susan Juby, Home to Woefield“I think MacGregor might be a genius. Anyone so oblivious to the horror of the human world must be.”
Susan Juby, Alice, I Think“I had this vision of the two of us holding hands or getting into some light petting behind shower curtains or up in the fencing aisle or some shit.”
Susan Juby, Home to Woefield“Wetting one's pants is no kind of self-esteem builder.”
Susan Juby, Home to Woefield“In the future if my mother tries to shame me with her disapproval, I will let her know in no uncertain terms that I reject her and all of her codependent baggage. I am Codependent No More.”
Susan Juby, Alice, I Think“Got anything to eat?" I asked."You know where the gas station is," said my incredibly nurturing and maternal mother.”
Susan Juby, Republic Of Dirt : A Return to Woefield Farm