“We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it.”

“Most smiles are started by another smile.”

“Many folks think they aren't good at earning money, when what they don't know is how to use it.”

“Gossip needn't be false to be evil - there's a lot of truth that shouldn't be passed around.”

“If a fellow isn't thankful for what he's got, he isn't likely to be thankful for what he's going to get.”

“A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be.”

“Maybe a person's time would be as well spent raising food as raising money to buy food.”

“We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it.”

“I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.”

“A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once.”

“It's hard to detect good luck-it looks so much like something you've earned.”