“When a man opens the car door for his wife it's either a new car or a new wife.”

“When a man opens the car door for his wife it's either a new car or a new wife.”

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.”

“We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.”

“When a man opens the car door for his wife it's either a new car or a new wife.”

“If anyone has a new idea in this country there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.”

“Prince Charles is an absolute Mountbatten. The real intelligence in the royal family comes through my parents to Prince Philip and the children.”