“When angry count four when very angry swear.”

“Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.”

“Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”

“There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it and when he can.”

“When angry count four when very angry swear.”