“When failing spectacularly the trick is to employ an inverted Schadenfreude. Take ownership of your misfortune.”

“Death Laughs In The Faces Of Clocks”

“There are no tragedies in life, only violent coup d’etats on the state of irrational optimism”

“The obsession with the afterlife is born of a panic at not having memories of a before-life.”

“The Plutocracy’s insatiable hunger for pixelated information is enough to put a bulimic Pac-Man to shame”

“Character assassination of a politician is a victimless crime”

“the unconscious is so seductive because mortality is alien to it”

“Eternal Boredom Of The Strifeless Mind”

“Corporate advertising is simply expensive lying dressed up as brainwashing”

“The generation that bought the most shoes and crippled the moral footing”

“The Celebrity Charity Industrial Complex Makes a Mockery of Compassion”