“When I can't sleep I count the buckles on my straightjacket.”

“When I can't sleep I count the buckles on my straightjacket.”

“A miracle is a single mom who works two jobs to care for her kids and still helps them with their homework at night. A miracle is a child donating all the money in their piggy bank to help victims of Hurricane Katrina. That's where you'll find the hand and face of God.”