“When I get depressed, I try to get something for the terrible sadness that comes over me and create something in terms of poetry.”
Spike Milligan“Life wasn't too bad. The trouble with Man was, even while he was having a good time, he didn't appreciate it. Why, thought Milligan, this very moment might be the happiest in me life. The very thought of it made him miserable.”
Spike Milligan, Puckoon“My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.”
Spike Milligan“When I get depressed, I try to get something for the terrible sadness that comes over me and create something in terms of poetry.”
Spike Milligan“I can speak Esperanto like a native.”
Spike Milligan“How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.”
Spike Milligan“A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.”
Spike Milligan“It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.”
Spike Milligan“I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.”
Spike Milligan“And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.”
Spike Milligan“Thankfully, we didn't stop at Malta. I think Malta was thankful, too.”
Spike Milligan