“When I pass the bar, you'll be barred from bars but put behind them.”
Natalya Vorobyova“That stranger handed me a letter written in my beloved's tears. I opened it, and the letters faded away just like his love for me.”
Natalya Vorobyova“Your kisses are like miracle fruit that sweetens my life without ruining my diet.”
Natalya Vorobyova“Assassins: they got sass and live on sin.”
Natalya Vorobyova“He was a serial dater, and she was a serial killer. Justice brought them together.”
Natalya Vorobyova“I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his autograph.”
Natalya Vorobyova“I tend to throw tantrums a lot. Wear a helmet in my presence.”
Natalya Vorobyova“Pent up anger brews into hate, which subsequently becomes a juicy revenge.”
Natalya Vorobyova“Because of the green-eyed one, I see red and that makes me blue.”
Natalya Vorobyova“For a control freak, love and the desire to control others are synonymous. Once they lose control over the object of their desire, hostility takes over in full force.”
Natalya Vorobyova“Gentleman: An imaginary creature found in Jane Austen novels.”
Natalya Vorobyova