“When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I don't have to go and work at the civil service, I really think I've won.”

“When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.”

“When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I don't have to go and work at the civil service, I really think I've won.”