“When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.”

“When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.”

“My mom makes something called green pie, which I thought was a delicacy that many people only had at Thanksgiving, but it turns out it was just Jell-O with whipped cream on it. And it's delicious.”

“I was a bartender at a Pizzeria Uno's for nine years. The people I worked with were amazing, but it was quite possibly the most miserable time of my life.”