“When men grow virtuous in their old age they only make a sacrifice to God of the devil's leavings.”

“He asked me, "what were the usual causes or motives that made one country go to war with another?" I answered "they were innumerable; but I should only mention a few of the chief. Sometimes the ambition of princes, who never think they have land or people enough to govern; sometimes the corruption of ministers, who engage their master in a war, in order to stifle or divert the clamour of the subjects against their evil administration. Difference in opinions has cost many millions of lives: for instance, whether flesh be bread, or bread be flesh; whether the juice of a certain berry be blood or wine; whether whistling be a vice or a virtue; whether it be better to kiss a post, or throw it into the fire: what is the best colour for a coat, whether black, white, red, or gray: and whether it should be long or short, narrow or wide, dirty or clean; with many more. Neither are any wars so furious and bloody, or of so long a continuance, especially if it be in things indifferent.”

“Jonathan Swift made a soul for the gentlemen of this city by hating his neighbor as himself.”

“As learnèd commentators viewIn Homer more than Homer knew.”

“A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.”

“For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.”

“Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.”

“Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room.”

“Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.”

“Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used to protect the innocent.”

“Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together Let none but Him who rules the thunder Put this man and woman asunder.”