“When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.”

“This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.”

“Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.”

“When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.”